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1Sep, 2016

Episode 244: Danish Junk Food

By |September 1st, 2016|Episode|2 Comments

Today we butcher the Danish language while sampling it’s delicacies. We also encounter Molly’s nemesis and her mouth’s beloved all in one episode. Some unspeakable substances with floating cookies make an appearance while we try to celebrate Mother’s Day in September. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com


25Aug, 2016

Episode 243: Chewy Fruit Candy

By |August 25th, 2016|Episode|6 Comments

WARNING: if you have sensitivity to slurping or excessive moaning turn back now. Today we tackle Chewy Fruit Candies, and Molly gets way too excited. Drooling, chewing and saliva tsumanis help us search for hidden jokes and assist us through some intense disagreements. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com 


18Aug, 2016

Episode 242: Pesto

By |August 18th, 2016|Episode|6 Comments

Live Show September 3, 2016 in SeattleĀ 

We Pesto boyz are traveling back to the 80s yet again, this time to taste an herby, garlicky topping. Matthew’s fashion is critiqued and duets abound as we talk garlic skepticism and basil blanching. Spoiler alert for the “All My Children” finale. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

11Aug, 2016

Episode 241: Cream Cheese

By |August 11th, 2016|Episode|2 Comments

September 3rd Live Show in Seattle at Pocket Theater


Can you believe Matthew has never eaten a bagel with cream cheese? Well, today we remedy that with heaping spoonfuls of of the stuff. Molly shows off her Russian accent during discussions of geological eras, visiting tongues and cream cakes. We […]

4Aug, 2016

Episode 240: New Zealand Junk Food

By |August 4th, 2016|Episode|3 Comments

Honey, we went to New Zealand and learned some new things about candy physics. Did you know they spray, bounce and lump!? Along the way, your real decent hosts get served Perky Nanas, melted chocolate and inspirational quotes. EXPLICIT www.spilledmilkpodcast.com



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28Jul, 2016

Episode 239: Beets

By |July 28th, 2016|Episode|1 Comment

This week we visit those relics of the 90s, those partners of goat cheese, Beets. Molly’s catering past comes to light as well as some shameful opinions of Matthew’s parents. We wonder what the point of raw beets is, what bodily function talk we can get away with and encounter a mid-episode cliffhanger that […]

25Jul, 2016

Episode 238: Teriyaki (Sponsored by Soy Vay)

By |July 25th, 2016|Episode|2 Comments

This entire episode is sponsored by Soy Vay.

Soy Vay came to us. They said, “Hey, would you do a whole episode about teriyaki and talk about our sauce?” We said, “Can we be as dumb and/or vulgar as we usually are?” They said sure. So here you go: a teriyaki-slicked ride from memory lane to […]

21Jul, 2016

Episode 237: Lima Beans

By |July 21st, 2016|Episode|5 Comments

So apparently we have a very special relationship with Lima Beans, those tender and creamy villains of our childhoods. We prank chefs, spontaneously duet and speculate stripper superheros. Can you say “butter beans” 10 times fast? EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com



14Jul, 2016

Episode 236: Flour Tortillas

By |July 14th, 2016|Episode|4 Comments

Holy Quesadillas! We are triangulating the coordinates to Flatbread Alley and choosing the Flour Tortilla path. Now, Matthew is no scientist and Molly doesn’t have much experience but they sure have a lot of opinions about those sad floppy things. We also take this time to give a political endorsement which may surprise you. […]

7Jul, 2016

Episode 235: Sangria

By |July 7th, 2016|Episode|6 Comments

Today a couple of amusingly inquisitive lightweights gulp down fruit punch for grown ups, also known as Sangria. Hold on to your bedknobs as we traverse the perils of adulthood while chatting eighties ladies, MILFs and mahjong. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com



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