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29Sep, 2016

Episode 248: Peanut Butter Cookies

By |September 29th, 2016|Episode|6 Comments

In this episode you’ll be forced to endure Cookie Monster impressions, mud baths, airborne toxic events and the occasional Peanut Butter Cookie. We invent an equation for sadness, discuss the merits of mental spa treatments and decide how necessary those fork marks really are. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com


22Sep, 2016

Episode 247: Espresso Drinks

By |September 22nd, 2016|Episode|Comments Off on Episode 247: Espresso Drinks

11/6 Live Show

We are high on caffeine and feeling foyne. But only before 1 pm as we can’t drink elongated java joe after that. Matthew tries a Sparkle Pony while mapping Oklahoma City and eventually they both end up down the rabbit hole of nonsense. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com



15Sep, 2016

Episode 246: Ice Cream Toppings LIVE!

By |September 15th, 2016|Episode|1 Comment

This episode was recorded in front of a live studio audience with our hosts tasting Ice Cream Toppings, but no ice cream. We learn about Molly’s childhood bedroom posters, lopping and Clown Cones. We also barely survive some fiery rants and a failed blind taste test. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com


8Sep, 2016

Episode 245: S’Mores

By |September 8th, 2016|Episode|8 Comments

We revert back to our childhoods yet again as we set up camp in Matthew’s living room to devour S’mores. We wonder if Oprah glamps, go meteor hunting and try to keep Molly from burning down the studio. We also learn some new vocabulary while some inventing heretical s’more iterations. No napkins allowed. EXPLICIT. […]

1Sep, 2016

Episode 244: Danish Junk Food

By |September 1st, 2016|Episode|2 Comments

Today we butcher the Danish language while sampling it’s delicacies. We also encounter Molly’s nemesis and her mouth’s beloved all in one episode. Some unspeakable substances with floating cookies make an appearance while we try to celebrate Mother’s Day in September. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com


25Aug, 2016

Episode 243: Chewy Fruit Candy

By |August 25th, 2016|Episode|6 Comments

WARNING: if you have sensitivity to slurping or excessive moaning turn back now. Today we tackle Chewy Fruit Candies, and Molly gets way too excited. Drooling, chewing and saliva tsumanis help us search for hidden jokes and assist us through some intense disagreements. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com 


18Aug, 2016

Episode 242: Pesto

By |August 18th, 2016|Episode|6 Comments

Live Show September 3, 2016 in SeattleĀ 

We Pesto boyz are traveling back to the 80s yet again, this time to taste an herby, garlicky topping. Matthew’s fashion is critiqued and duets abound as we talk garlic skepticism and basil blanching. Spoiler alert for the “All My Children” finale. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

11Aug, 2016

Episode 241: Cream Cheese

By |August 11th, 2016|Episode|2 Comments

September 3rd Live Show in Seattle at Pocket Theater


Can you believe Matthew has never eaten a bagel with cream cheese? Well, today we remedy that with heaping spoonfuls of of the stuff. Molly shows off her Russian accent during discussions of geological eras, visiting tongues and cream cakes. We […]

4Aug, 2016

Episode 240: New Zealand Junk Food

By |August 4th, 2016|Episode|3 Comments

Honey, we went to New Zealand and learned some new things about candy physics. Did you know they spray, bounce and lump!? Along the way, your real decent hosts get served Perky Nanas, melted chocolate and inspirational quotes. EXPLICIT www.spilledmilkpodcast.com



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28Jul, 2016

Episode 239: Beets

By |July 28th, 2016|Episode|1 Comment

This week we visit those relics of the 90s, those partners of goat cheese, Beets. Molly’s catering past comes to light as well as some shameful opinions of Matthew’s parents. We wonder what the point of raw beets is, what bodily function talk we can get away with and encounter a mid-episode cliffhanger that […]