17Sep, 2015

Episode 193: Melons

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Today we find out just how many innuendos can we fit into 20 minutes. With much slusching, we chat naturally perfumed melons and Molly’s stealing habits. In typical Spilled Milk fashion there is of course a French melons vs. Japanese melons debate and we decide that next episode, we are going global.  EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com


10Sep, 2015

Episode 192: Natural Waters

By |September 10th, 2015|Episode|7 Comments

Spilled Milk: Bottled at the Source. Today we are tasting Natural Waters, purified, filtered and flavorized with no machete necessary. Please note that no pole dancing lessons, neither vertical nor horizontal, are included in this episode. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com



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3Sep, 2015

Episode 191: Peaches

By |September 3rd, 2015|Episode|10 Comments

It took 190 episodes for Matthew to find a peach that can live up to his exacting standards. Today we take a variety quiz, talk peach butts and de-fuzzing with a whole lot of slurping and dribbling. We also seek to discover if there is one perfect way to eat a peach. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com


27Aug, 2015

Episode 190: Ginger Drinks

By |August 27th, 2015|Episode|3 Comments

Always fresh, always unfiltered. With frosty copper mugs in hand we consume ales and beers of the ginger variety. We learn about Molly’s McDonald’s phase, her flat past and ongoing internal struggle between Tim Riggins and Taylor Kitsch. With the help of the Golden Girls we learn the Facts of Life, or at least […]

20Aug, 2015

Episode 189: Jell-O

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Get ready for a whole lot of jiggling and gelling. Matthew confronts his traumatizing past with Jello-O shots while Molly debates American Gladiator vs. mainframes. We try cherry, grape and orange flavors with no shortage of slimy residue. Don’t worry, we still find a way to bring up outdated pop culture references. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com


17Aug, 2015

Bonus Episode: Fro-yo

By |August 17th, 2015|Episode|10 Comments

What’s the deal with Frozen Yogurt? Once again, we get stuck in the past as we discuss whether fro-yo is just topping deep or is it actually more than a creamy conduit? Buckle up as Matthew and Molly take us on a roller coaster of topics that may not actually go anywhere. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com



13Aug, 2015

Episode 188: Blueberries

By |August 13th, 2015|Episode|4 Comments

Today, blueberries are gracing us with their presence, much as we are gracing your eardrums. Whoever said chivalry was dead hasn’t met Matthew Amster-Burton, who always give fair warning when throwing garbage out the window. We are chatting size preferences, high bush vs low bush, mixtapes and Amadeus. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com



6Aug, 2015

Episode 187: Ginger

By |August 6th, 2015|Episode|5 Comments

Today we are spicy, fresh and chatting about ginger. We may not stay totally on topic but we do get another chance to show off our poetry prowess. Our knowledge of pop culture is in rare form here as Bennifer and Bourne make an appearance and we get another relationship rumor started. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com


30Jul, 2015

Episode 186: Fruit Punch

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No punch bowls or ice rings here. We are using straws, boxes and communal vessels. Though she’s had a few bad experiences with Fruit Punch in the past, Molly braves through artificial flavoring like a pro. Through band names, flower beds and riddles we are determined to find out what fruit is actually inside […]

23Jul, 2015

Episode 185: Heat Wave

By |July 23rd, 2015|Episode|2 Comments

The heat is literally frying/melting/murdering our brains so please accept our pre-emptive apology for the rambling nonsense in this episode. While our thermometers climb past 90, we chat cool treats and find that our love for Madonna and Beyonce is fierce. Molly and Campari are sitting in a tree while Matthew, well… haters gonna hate. EXPLICIT.