11Aug, 2016

Episode 241: Cream Cheese

By |August 11th, 2016|Episode|2 Comments

September 3rd Live Show in Seattle at Pocket Theater


Can you believe Matthew has never eaten a bagel with cream cheese? Well, today we remedy that with heaping spoonfuls of of the stuff. Molly shows off her Russian accent during discussions of geological eras, visiting tongues and cream cakes. We […]

4Aug, 2016

Episode 240: New Zealand Junk Food

By |August 4th, 2016|Episode|3 Comments

Honey, we went to New Zealand and learned some new things about candy physics. Did you know they spray, bounce and lump!? Along the way, your real decent hosts get served Perky Nanas, melted chocolate and inspirational quotes. EXPLICIT www.spilledmilkpodcast.com



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28Jul, 2016

Episode 239: Beets

By |July 28th, 2016|Episode|1 Comment

This week we visit those relics of the 90s, those partners of goat cheese, Beets. Molly’s catering past comes to light as well as some shameful opinions of Matthew’s parents. We wonder what the point of raw beets is, what bodily function talk we can get away with and encounter a mid-episode cliffhanger that […]

25Jul, 2016

Episode 238: Teriyaki (Sponsored by Soy Vay)

By |July 25th, 2016|Episode|2 Comments

This entire episode is sponsored by Soy Vay.

Soy Vay came to us. They said, “Hey, would you do a whole episode about teriyaki and talk about our sauce?” We said, “Can we be as dumb and/or vulgar as we usually are?” They said sure. So here you go: a teriyaki-slicked ride from memory lane to […]

21Jul, 2016

Episode 237: Lima Beans

By |July 21st, 2016|Episode|5 Comments

So apparently we have a very special relationship with Lima Beans, those tender and creamy villains of our childhoods. We prank chefs, spontaneously duet and speculate stripper superheros. Can you say “butter beans” 10 times fast? EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com



14Jul, 2016

Episode 236: Flour Tortillas

By |July 14th, 2016|Episode|4 Comments

Holy Quesadillas! We are triangulating the coordinates to Flatbread Alley and choosing the Flour Tortilla path. Now, Matthew is no scientist and Molly doesn’t have much experience but they sure have a lot of opinions about those sad floppy things. We also take this time to give a political endorsement which may surprise you. […]

7Jul, 2016

Episode 235: Sangria

By |July 7th, 2016|Episode|6 Comments

Today a couple of amusingly inquisitive lightweights gulp down fruit punch for grown ups, also known as Sangria. Hold on to your bedknobs as we traverse the perils of adulthood while chatting eighties ladies, MILFs and mahjong. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com



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30Jun, 2016

Episode 234: Breadcrumbs

By |June 30th, 2016|Episode|4 Comments

Whether they be fine or coarse, pillowy or electrocuted, Breadcrumbs’ capacity for crispiness will elevate any dish. Molly and Matthew follow their trail to find out who remembers Titanic better and what Lynn Rossetto Kasper and Beyonce have in common. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com



23Jun, 2016

Episode 233: Deep South Convenience Store Staples

By |June 23rd, 2016|Episode|10 Comments

We were given our most luxurious box of junk food yet! This time the packaged snacks come from the convenience stores of the Deep South. Join us as we discuss swamp dreams, peat bog burials and the benefits of a good funnel. Best enjoyed while enjoying peanuts in a bottle of Coke, but beware […]

16Jun, 2016

Episode 232: Pudding Cups

By |June 16th, 2016|Episode|4 Comments

This week we are blasting and hot taking our way through Puddin Cups. We attempt some musical numbers, profess jiggly preferences and assemble the perfect gift for the newly single friend in your life. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com 



Scrubs Pudding clip