October 26th, 2017 | 33 mins 2 secs
Welcome to The Laird of the Lentils: Super Tender Potential Edition. Today we reminisce about insufferable grandfathers and lovely advisors while discussing teenage pulse obsessions. We also give you a dumpster full of recipes.
October 19th, 2017 | 23 mins 10 secs
Get out those index cards and red string to prep for the holidays. Today we dive into the ol' holiday cookie tin for a taxonomy lesson and find out a curious teenage obsession of Matthew's. Do you think Blackstrap Twinkles is a DJ, stripper, or grade school principal's name?
October 12th, 2017 | 38 mins 25 secs
Professor Molly teaches Student Matthew all about washed rind cheeses through cheese guns, rind bravery, and cautionary tales. Blooming and ripe, we step out of the cheese cave and into the light before washing and smearing. We are so cultured.
October 5th, 2017 | 29 mins 17 secs
How many podcast hosts does it take to slice a watermelon? We nerd out big time while discussing seed spitting, thumping techniques, and ball conundrums while running into juicy troubles.
September 28th, 2017 | 25 mins 51 secs
We've finally made it to 300 episodes, so are celebrating with Bibimbap and then maybe some brown diamonds. We sing about rice and the Facts of Life (again) while learning about hot stone bowls and experiments in patience.
September 21st, 2017 | 29 mins 43 secs
Follow the Animal Cracker trail down Memory Lane into the Red Carpeted Love Dungeon, which may be located in a parallel universe. We discuss string theories while playing Guess the Animal! and wonder where Bailey went.
September 14th, 2017 | 29 mins 21 secs
Wait! Before summer ends, we need to talk about Sorbet. Get ready for a palate cleanser and a history lesson. We gild our memories a bit, plan yet another retreat, and get excited about ritualized transactions while discussing the glorious Sorbet Age of yesteryear.
September 7th, 2017 | 24 mins 44 secs
This week we tackle molten lava aka Chicken Pot Pie. We wonder where the pot comes in, discuss the appeal of crusty stew, and address Matthew's broken promises. Be sure to stick around till the end for a riveting word game.
August 31st, 2017 | 26 mins 47 secs
Welcome to the Red-Carpeted Love Dungeon! Alice navigates an obstacle course of cords as Matthew and Molly taste coconut milk and encounter Big Bird and Cookie Monster. Tummy aches may occur.
August 24th, 2017 | 25 mins 34 secs
Straight from hell, we are Forever Friends who are desperate for some wind beneath our wings. As a cure for our heat wave, we decide to do some rolling boiling and consume bowls of steaming milky macaroni. This episode goes nowhere good, though it does feature babies and bunnies, so there is that.