Spilled Milk

A comedy show about food

About the show

Every week on Spilled Milk, writers/comedians Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton start with a food-related topic, from apples to winter squash, and run with it as far as they can go—and, regrettably, sometimes further.

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Episodes

  • Episode 373: Flip Yogurt

    February 21st, 2019  |  32 mins 24 secs

    Today we prove that we are not Car Talk by talking about sidecars, horsepower, torque and The Monkees. We find out if M & M are MFEO and learn to watch out for cherbies. Let's be real, this is all tangents.

  • Episode 372: Oklahoma City

    February 14th, 2019  |  32 mins 46 secs

    We are coming to you live from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma with a love letter episode to Molly's hometown. We hit up all the most iconic spots: Borg's, Nichol's Hills, the Fretwell's house, Casady Square and the various (now closed) storefronts of Molly's youth. Happy Valentine's Day! Be sure to stay away from Michael Douglas.

  • Episode 371: Slurpees

    February 7th, 2019  |  44 mins 38 secs

    Field trip! Today we make our true yet invalid opinions about Slurpees known to the world. We discover M & M's birthstones and their favorite My Little Pony characters, all while battling some serious brain freeze.

  • Episode 370: Fried Rice

    January 31st, 2019  |  35 mins 57 secs

    Put on your VR helmets because it's time for Molly's annual review and to talk about confetti rice. We discuss backbone aromatics, injured fingers and studded food as we decide what was authentic for the time.

  • Episode 369: Mayonnaise

    January 24th, 2019  |  44 mins 56 secs

    Welcome to Matthew's nightmare. Today we wade through some Back to the Future trivia to bring you a live mayo demonstration and an attempt at exposure therapy. Spoiler alert: we just end up tired.

  • Episode 368: Rotisserie Chicken

    January 17th, 2019  |  36 mins 49 secs

    Welcome to The Danger Zone! Neither wind nor downed telephone poles nor minor illnesses will prevent us from bringing you some Molly bait, aka Rotisserie Chicken. Hop on the train of discussion as we learn the real definition of vegetarianism and remind Molly that this is, indeed, a comedy show.

  • Episode 367: Baking Chips

    January 10th, 2019  |  51 mins 14 secs

    Rated NFJ (Not For June)
    Today we live through excessive nibbling, alien abductions and more of Molly's Willy Wonka obsession to bring you an episode all about Baking Chips. Or Baking Morsels. Whatever they are called, they are better than any Baldwin.

  • Episode 366: Cabbage

    January 3rd, 2019  |  42 mins 34 secs

    Whether you boil, stuff or braise it, cabbage is a canvas. We chew into eternity as we become Cabbage Heads and discover that this beloved of brassicas will one day save us all. Get ready to ooh and ahh.

  • Episode 365: Mulled Wine and Cider

    December 27th, 2018  |  43 mins 16 secs

    Today our traffic jam of voices discusses holiday train sets, and hygge over glasses of painful wine. On our journey we encounter Hadrian's Wall, time capsules, space travel and even more fiery desserts than we planned on.

  • Episode 364: Tea Lattes

    December 20th, 2018  |  33 mins 49 secs

    Get out your foaming wands! Today we discover just how fun Matthew is to travel with and then we get all science-y again. We discover that anything can be yucky, some interesting mom facts, and that Medium Art 101 would be a great class.

  • Episode 363: Multi Cookers (Instant Pot)

    December 13th, 2018  |  43 mins 27 secs

    Today, the Rice Cooker Vigilantes confront patent trolls and scary rap to bring you lots and lots of science. We drop truths you may not be able to handle, such as how dentures are like pressure cookers, whose instant pot is best and the ups and downs of natural vs manual release.

  • Episode 362: Bulk Bins

    December 6th, 2018  |  38 mins 28 secs

    Today, we are in a bulk state of mind as we discuss shrimp scoops, Amélie and our new #1 Fan. Eventually, Molly divulges her bulk section past and Matthew shows off his memorization skills. Oh, we also take luxury vehicles to task so this episode is a lot.

  • Episode 361: Risotto

    November 29th, 2018  |  33 mins 39 secs

    Welcome to... Risotto World! We've been given a mission and chosen to make it, blowing right through nap time in the process. This quickly devolves into our "sexiest" episode as we discuss scheduling adult time, building bedroom suspense and Carnaroli vs Arborio.

  • Episode 360: Cookies and Cream

    November 22nd, 2018  |  26 mins 59 secs

    So what if it is our second ice cream themed episode in one week? We do not have a problem so don't email us. Today we confront cookie smooshed frozen dairy desserts and ask: Are they cookie enough for us? Beware of false memories and melting blizzards.

  • Bonus: Milkshakes 2

    November 19th, 2018  |  47 mins 29 secs

    Welcome to Milkshakes: The Sequel. Today, we are steeped in legacy as we ponder the modern meaning of milkshake, whether you can be jealous of a high school and UPS drivers' secret coded language of beeps.

  • Episode 359: Stuffing

    November 15th, 2018  |  46 mins 15 secs

    Today we play Filling, Foam or Substance as we discuss that Thanksgiving staple, Stuffing. Molly vamps and Matthew fluffs as we wonder where the phalanges are, when was Ancient Rome and what potatoes have to do with anything.