Become a member
We give this show away for free, but it costs us money to make it. Your contribution helps us pay for ingredients, equipment, audio hosting, 100% of Producer Abby's salary, and plastic surgery to keep us young forever. It's important to us to keep Spilled Milk free so everyone who loves dumb jokes can enjoy it. So why support the show? Because our subscribers are just a little better than everyone else, and that's why we give them cool stuff.
A Little Limbertwig subscription is $5/month. For that, you get:
A handwritten postcard from Molly and Matthew
Two secret, donor-only episodes per year, plus access to all previous secret episodes
The satisfaction of supporting an independent comedy show
Discounted tickets and priority access to live shows
The pleasure of knowing that we're forever indebted to you and would probably wash your car, or worse.
But wait! For $10/month you can become a Magnum Bonum Sustaining Member. You get all of the above, plus a Spilled Milk t-shirt, mug, or tote bag, and even more of our love.
That's not enough, you say? Lo, for $20/month, you'll be a Glycine Max Supermember. You get all of the above (including the t-shirt, mug, or tote bag), plus an exclusive international junk food box with at least four of our favorites, sent from us to you!
NOTE: The cutoff date for receiving the 2021 Glycine Max box is December 1, 2021. If you sign up on or before that date, your box will ship in January 2022. If you sign up after December 1, 2021, your box will ship in January 2023.
Subscriptions require a major credit or debit card. You can cancel at any time using the link in the email you receive when you subscribe.