Become a member
We did it! We hit 60 new and upgrading subscribers, which means Molly will teach Matthew how to drive... and turn it into an episode. But it's not too late to get in on this year's pledge drive.
We give this show away for free, but it costs us money to make it. Your contribution helps us pay for ingredients, equipment, audio hosting, and plastic surgery to keep us young forever. It's important to us to keep Spilled Milk free so everyone who loves dumb jokes can enjoy it. So why support the show? Because our subscribers are just a little better than everyone else, and that's why we give them cool stuff. A Little Limbertwig subscription is $5/month. For that, you get:
A handwritten postcard from Molly and Matthew
Two secret, donor-only episodes per year, plus access to all previous secret episodes
The satisfaction of supporting an independent comedy show
Discounted tickets and priority access to live shows
The pleasure of knowing that we're forever indebted to you and would probably wash your car, or worse.
But wait! For $10/month you can become a Magnum Bonum Sustaining Member. You get all of the above, plus a Spilled Milk t-shirt, mug, or tote bag, and even more of our love.
That's not enough, you say? Lo, for $20/month, you'll be a Glycine Max Supermember. You get all of the above (including the t-shirt, mug, or tote bag), plus an exclusive international junk food box with at least four of our favorites, sent from us to you!
NOTE: To avoid melting chocolate and make shopping logistics easier, we only send junk food boxes out between October and December. If you become a Glycine Max subscriber at any other time of year, we'll send your postcard and merchandise out right away, but you'll have to wait for the box. Click the Subscribe button, and you'll choose your subscription level on the next page.
Subscriptions require a major credit or debit card. You can cancel at any time using the link in the email you receive when you subscribe.